April 30

My husband thinks I need a color job.

I just think I need more hair.

Filter: He Fe

April 29

Just in case you were wondering, Latisse works.

I couldn’t have applied mascara a year ago.

Filter: Toaster

April 28

Back to cold, wet, rain, gray.

In the meantime, I woke up to this annoying earworm in my head:

So my selfie reflects the fact that I cannot remove this vapid, bubblegum anthem from my consciousness.

Thank you, Carly Rae.

Call me, maybe.

Filter: X Pro II

April 27

It’s gloriously pretty today! I jumped out of bed and exercised!

And my aloe vera is birthing a flower! See?

I know, that’s one too many exclamation marks.

Filter: Amaro

April 26

Early to bed, early to rise,

Gives a woman a couple of extra minutes she wouldn’t have otherwise

Had.

Poor poetry, I know.

I don’t know why this is so big. I instagrammed per usual.

Filter: Earlybird

April 25

This year is nearly 1/2 over, and May is next week, yet it is flurrying outside.

And my coat is at the dry cleaner.

*sigh*

So the best I can do is bundle up in layers and pray for the sun.

I own this place too. Lands End makes a nice pullover. Good thing I don’t test.

Filter: Valencia

April 24

I decided to get a pedicure!

I chose a color that would complement my naturally purple wardrobe.

It was my first pedie since the son got married. In October, 2011.

That night, we’d gone for a girls’ night out, me, the daughter, the impending daughter in law, and the daughter’s friend. It was a good time. After our afternoon of beau-you-tay, I even bought a macaroon shaped like a penis and chocolate covered.

It took many months before that color wore off (gel – I wouldn’t recommend it), so I was turned off by the whole ritual.

The pedicure lasted longer than the honeymoon. *sigh*

Filter: Nashville

April 23

What a difference a blow dry makes.

Filter: Hudson

April 22

The ears have it.

One of my creations, that is.

Filter: Valencia

April 21

Woke up to 30 degrees but at least the sun is shining.

I’m having more bad hair days than not these days.

Good thing Dennis Miller makes a decent sized ball cap. It’s going to have to sustain me until I get to the $14 hair cut joint.

Like I have time for a haircut.

Filter: Mayfair