November 27

New glasses:

I found them on the men’s side of the optical. The saleslady kept pushing me to the women’s section. NO, these are perfect. Nice shape, and big enough. As we all know, my head is big. Only a man’s frame could fit this noggin.

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November 7

Holy moley. It’s nearly 7 p.m. and I’m chilling, listening to Gershwin’s “An American in Paris” when I realize that I haven’t done my selfie of the day:

I love Gershwin, don’t you?

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July 25

This is what I look like after 75 minutes of workout:

Yup. Nearly passed out from exhaustion.

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May 22

Jumped on the scale today, learned I gained five pounds.

I’m so depressed. Working out every day, 30 to 60 minutes (or more), eating right with only an occasional splurge for junk food (once a week or less) – what does it take to lose five pounds and keep it off?

I was going to wallow in misery with a container of Godiva ice cream, but instead I think I’ll write.

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