I have decided to climb Pikes Peak.
Oh, not all at once. And certainly not really. No, I’m going to walk up using Google maps on my NordicTrack. At approximately 3.something miles per jaunt, I should make it to the summit in 7 days.
That is, if I don’t die first.
Pikes Peak is over 14K feet tall in real life. Walking it, even on an incline trainer, is still walking UPHILL.
I didn’t think about that before I broke my workout into three mile segments.
It took me an hour, and I think I’m going to die.