I have a closet full of shoes.
No. You don’t understand. I have many, MANY shoes. Many.
I buy shoes for their artistic value. Many of my shoes are gorgeous, and most of those I have never worn. That’s because gorgeous shoes make your feet hurt. I also collect vintage shoes. I have a pair of vintage 1983 Candies from the disco era. They are bee-u-ti-ful. The leather Candies survived the disco era; the satin ones did not.
These beauties are Steve Maddens. I used to like Steve Maddens, when the line was new and the designs were fresh, but not so much anymore.
Ugly shoes. I’ll never buy them.