Confession: I am a chronic flosser.
I’m sorry, but I have a teeth fetish. I have nightmares of my teeth falling out.
I don’t want to die of gum disease that has spread to my brain.
If there is a speck of pepper lodged between my teeth, I can feel it. It bothers me so much that I MUST REMOVE IT.
I use more floss in a year than the rest of my family combined.
I have floss all over the house. I have different types of floss in the car. I’m partial to minty flavors.
Yes, I can floss and drive. There are floss doo-dads on the market that make it easy.
But I would never text and drive.
Pretty sure the floss phenomenon is NOT a hipster characteristic, but when have I ever been wedged into a stereotype?