Do hipsters hold grudges?
Anyway, I had to bite the bullet and venture under the desk today. The nether regions there are a hotbed of land mines, including too many wires crisscrossing each other, a couple of power strips that are connected to other power strips (caution Wil Robinson, electrical hazard!), and trash that missed the circular file.
I would take a photo of the mess under there, but you wouldn’t believe it if you saw it.